February 2011
1 post
August 2009
39 posts
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter...
– Dr. Seuss
Is it bad luck to find a dead spider floating in your tea? Because I’m going to the dentist right now and then to an audition… Slightly foreboding?
The writer of originality, unless dead, is always shocking, scandalous; novelty...
– Simone de Beauvoir
what used to be my favourite mornings
I miss the mornings when I use to wake up, light shining into my eyes, a place I’ve never opened my eyes to before. Foreign objects around me; a hideous night lamp, maybe a bible in the drawer, and raggedy curtains to match. Sometimes a person sleeping in the bed across, someone I’ve met less than eight hours ago. When you get out of bed and your feet touch the floor, it’s all...
There is but one truly serious philosophical problem and that is suicide.
– Albert Camus
...because waking up next to you makes my day
why else would i drive twenty minutes at 4 am to sleep next to you for just five hours.
If you live long enough, you’ll see that every victory turns into a...
– Simone de Beauvoir
Sisters
Little Sis: God Tomo, you're always taking my clothes and you take my stuff. I hate that you just invade my room!
Tomo: Whatever, you invaded my life the day you were BORN
Little Sis: ....
I am going HERE this weekend. Are you jealous →
July 2009
2 posts
June 2009
3 posts
May 2009
11 posts
Awkward Tomo Strikes: How to increase sympathy, or...
Tomo: Hi, welcome to Gyu-Kaku my name is Tomo I will be serving you tonight, how are we all doing?
Customer: Good good, great, how are you?"
Tomo: Not good.
Customer: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, why is that?
Tomo : Well, what do you think? I'm a waitress
Customer: ...
Tomo: No! Haha I'm just messing with you I'm happy. I'm not suicidal or anything. No, no, I'm joking. Can I get you started off with some drinks?"
Customer: "Uh, yeah... can we get four waters to start!
Tomo: Of course! I didn't mean to freak you guys out or anything. I'm really NOT thinking about jumping off a bridge or anything... haha! Okay, I will get you those four waters and if you need any help with the menu just gimmie a holler!
Customer: Thanks.........